*** OUT OF THE POND FOR NOW ***

Keeping the profile for friends, forums and the like, but not actively seeking anyone at this time.

*** Best of luck everyone! ***
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Currently I am waiting for a brain transplant. After I get that, I should be able to come up with something inspired about myself. Something witty, intelligent, mysterious, mushy (in a masculine way), appealing, provocative and generally attractive to women. But, until the neurosurgeon calls, this will have to do.

Single dad looking after two daughters, self-employed, travels lots, considered intelligent, emotionally stable, devilishly handsome and very creative , SEEKS interesting woman for friendship, conversation, shared recreational activities and occasional social engagements. Love for fireworks, children, theatre and movies would be an asset. Long-term placement for the right applicant possible.

Nasty Thought: Add the email address of someone you do not like to your profile or the forums or even other blogs so that SPAM bots will pick it up and send them lots of junk mail.

Nice Thought: Carry a few extra quarters when you have to go downtown and drop them into parking meters ... particularly those that the time is low or running out.

Hey, karma is all about balance.

AND IF I EVER submit a long post in the forums again, will someone please smack me! Or at least wrap my fingers.

As for the "I Am Looking for" section above, I really would be okay with any of them, except perhaps "Intimate Encounter", but even that would be okay depending upon the definition of "Intimate".

Australia: I just returned from an Australia Adventure (March 2006) and had a wonderful time. I recommend everyone try to get there at least once in their lifetime. If you have been already, send me an email and tell me all about it!

Broken Humerus: May 2008 I decided to go mountain biking with some friends. Lord knows I can use the exercize after being such a couch potato this winter. However, not 10 minutes into the ride I take a fast hill, get some decent air, but totally misjudge the distance to the next rise and crash head on into the hill. Since I landed on my head first, I though I would be fine, but alas, somehow my right arm got between my body and the planet I was trying to orbit and the humerus (upper arm bone) snapped like a twig. Nine weeks later, I am again able to type (yea!) but it will still be as much as 9 months before I can ride again. C'est la vie!

Well, we could meet at specific GPS co-ordinates and watch an Iridium Flare.

Comedy show would be great.

Walk along the river's edge or through a park.

Movie? Theatre? Museum? Bookstore?

Or maybe, (I know this is novel) go for coffee and chat?