I tend to be spontaneous, but not combustable. I like vegetables. I like uniqueness. I wear clothes that fit. Now, I think a good way to tell you about me is to tell you about who I am looking for. I want someone to run through fountains with. Someone to paint and draw. I need a muse, a friend, someone who likes to hold hands and be kissed without warning. Someone who will make me and let me adore them. Quirky and non-traditional can work. Yin needs a yang, not another yin. Now... Who's coming with me?

Walk slowly through a museum, pretending to know more about art than we do. You, holding the flowers I picked up at the last minute on a whim, walking just out of reach where our hands can accidently brush against one another's. Being nervous over a warm cup or tea, or slightly less nervous over an adult beverage, preferably with an umbrella in it. Later, when we feel more at ease, walking hand in mittened hand through a quiet park or a crowded downtown street, I will lean in to tell you a secret. But, it is a trick. I try to kiss you. The secret is, I like you*.
*if I do not try to kiss you, nothing personal.