They told me that putting a dancing banana on this would be a great way to atttract women Is it working?? im kinda goofy...ok, alot. I love to make ppl smile and laugh, even if it means laughing at me...i do it all the time. I dont judge ppl to harsh and i like to be treated the same. I try to see the good in all. We are all different...we have our weaknesses and our strengths.
I love football, like to fish and most things outdoors. I love a good movie too in or out. I like comedy and horror.











THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN, ISNT IN THE CLOTHES SHE WEARS,
THE FIGURE SHE CARRIES OR THE WAY SHE COMBS HER HAIR.
THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN IS SEEN IN HER EYES, BECAUSE THAT
IS THE DOORWAY TO HER HEART, THE PLACE WHERE LOVE RESIDES.
THE TRUE BEAUTY IN A WOMAN, IS REFLECTED BY HER SOUL.
IT'S THE CARING THAT SHE GIVES AND THE PASSION THAT SHE SHOWS.
AND THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN, WITH PASSING YEARS, ONLY GROWS.












If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

# Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

# For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

# Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

# When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

# Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

# On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

# Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

# The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

# There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

# Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

# The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

Ok...go somewhere to eat(i hope u like Mcdonalds) :) Have a little conversation..maybe a movie afterwards then go for a walk to get to know each other a little more. Its the standard date but it works.
But if that dont work we will just run down to wal-mart, make a huge stack of papertowels and and "supermarket bowl" with a big frozen turkey until they kick us out :)