I am a professional engineer, who is a little nuts. I love everything from ballroom dancing and volunteering at the Rescue House for Cats, to finding the most unique and interesting places to take you on a date.

I have 2 cats which I adore and they adore me. My weekends mostly consist of going dancing, as I am revving up for a yet another competion in October. (Update: I won first place in Waltz!)

Friday evenings I like to go out dancing as I love International Ballroom and am learning the 5 dances (Tango, V. Waltz, Foxtrot, QS and Waltz). I also love the latin dances as well as swing, hustle and nightclub 2 step. No linedancing. None.

Professionally I have had a successful career in the video game industry as a lead programmer. I have worked for Sony, Nintendo, and Sega, as well as contract work for Atari. I have now moved on to web development, producing content in both video and still photography, and I own a string of websites.

My major accomplishments include having my first commercial product when I was 13 - and it's been all downhill from there. :-)

I have lived in Germany, Paris France, San Fran, and now San Deigo. San Diego is where I think I will stay. Originally I am from Canada.

I also don't care about what your photo looks like. Some of the most beautiful people I have met have the worst photos (and vice versa). So as long as you don't have 3 horns on your head I will at least be willing to find out what you're like on a first date. After that you're on your own. :-)

I am not looking for the perfect woman - they are so hard to keep inflated. So just be yourself and let life take you where it will. What I'm really looking for is a girl with low standards, no real options, poor sense of smell. That would suit me just fine.

People say I am a little crazy, and I know I have few boundaries. I'd like to find someone open-minded and as off the wall as me, but someone who can also keep me focused. I will do the same for you. I am looking for someone to sweep off her feet. Someone that deserves it. I want to get married and have kids - no more messing around.

Why does this site ask you if you have a car? Is that a problem in some places? Why not ask if they have a yaught or private jet? Wouldn't that be more useful in narrowing things down? And what if the guy lives on his own private island that just happens to be half the size of Australia, owns 80% of Virgin Atlantic, and also a fleet of aircraft carriers...but he doesn't have a car? Would you pass him by? I think not!

"The definition of a good friend is someone that will help you hide the bodies."

Personally, I really don't get how girls have trouble meeting guys. We are so simple and basic - like dogs that just want steak and going outside.

That's all dogs want: Steak. Outside.

Simple.

Feed steak. Open door.

Dogs don't want intellectual conversation, going hiking to anyplace special, looking at the stars or cuddling while watching movies with deep romantic plots. Neither do dogs don't care about art exhibits, argyle socks, or the latest fashions. Dogs just want two things:

Steak. Outside.

Men are the same. We are so basic, my god I can't imagine how in 2,000 years of evolution you still haven't figured us out. All guys want is a girl that will shake her tush and wear high heels. We will drive 400 miles to see a girl shake her tush, in heels. You don't even have to do it well. Just the fact that you will do it for is makes us drool.

Now I ask you since that you're reading my profile: Even if I'm not the guy for you, when was the last time you went out, showed off your tush, and wore really high heels? Now before anwering that, ask yourself why you are still single. If a lightbulb goes off in your head, you're on to something.

So my challenge to you is this: This weekend, find the tallest, trashiest heels you can walk in, set them on fire if you have to, and go out and shake your tush. You will never return to the horrors of online dating. That's all guys want. We are simple creatures. Feed us steak.

First date: Coffee, hang out, find out if we can handle each other and take it from there.

Second date: Go-karting or horseback riding.