Im an easy going person. Im looking for a real woman. A volumptuos lady who wants her guy to love her up,treat her good and make her smile. Seeing some one has to be fun. I dont mean sex, i mean fun.

I have no 'relationship skills', I have no idea what a "soul mate" is, and men that do are probably wearing capris.

My goal in life is to get the anti abortion radicals to go after the breast reduction people.

Save me soon! Im starting to actually get excited about tupperware.

Watching the sun rise on the water at dawn is beautiful, but id rather see a bare bum running for the bathroom.

It's bigger than most, and im told it's very very cute...Yes, i am proud of my nose.

For those woman who like to play "Miss Grabby Hands" on a first date, be advised that i almost never tolerate this behavior.

Men should have muscles, ladies should have curves, thats my story and im stickin to it.

"If it has tires or testicles you are going to have trouble with it"... thats just not ALWAYS true!!!

Its funny but i bet almost every person who says they love long walks would dump you in 10 seconds if you lost your car.

I was tempted to list building a dutch oven as a "special talent" but i have to say its never been overly popular.

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

You like long walks on the beach in the rain? Ill pick you up at the other end with coffees.

"Man with big knob seeks companion." - I actually ran that ad... never again do i want a call from a 'woman' with a deep voice.

My legs are my second best feature. Had it not been for a drastic quirk of nature, i would surely have been a rockette.

If you like a wild and muscular lover in the bedroom, and a gourmet in the kitchen, i promise not to speak to the cook.

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"

Humour is the spice of life, and I love those who love to laugh.

Favorite quotes

"If you can't find me handsome, then find me handy." --Red Green

"A wink from a pretty girl at a party does not guarentee anything, but a gentleman would be a fool not to see where it goes."

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an up date for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
---- Andy Rooney

I would never go out with someone who would go out with someone like me -- Groucho Marx



Now seriously...

I'm healthy and fit and love to laugh. I'd love to meet a good kisser, an affectionate woman, but not an easy one. Im looking for one woman who is loyal and sunny in disposition.
If you're mindset is too old, too busy, or too tired for active adventures, then you probably wouldnt like being with me.

**** I am NOT looking for a mother for my little girl, she has a great mom. However, If the idea of including kids on camping trips and cookouts offends you, then we're not on the same page. Adult time is important, but so is family time to me. *****

Thank you for visiting my profile.

I will reply to all messages. Its the polite thing to do, yes even online, people's feelings are real and to be considered.

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Im not into an internet relationship. Id like to meet for a short hello and see if we like each other enough to go further. Probably buy you some shoes, just for coming out :)


Message Rules

Must be over 35, you know, a real woman!
Must love foot massages after dancing.
Must be romantic and be able to sometimes laugh when things are crappy.
Must love men more than dogs or cats. Kids can come first.