I hate this part! So I am not gonna do it! :)~
OK....shut up already....I have gotten enough e-mails to fill the friggin stadium about not saying anything here so...
I am a easy going, independent, loyal and honest woman.
I know..... no one has loyalty left and unfortunately honesty is
even harder to find. However, I will settle for nothing less!
I LOVE the outdoors. I LOVE the water and have no desire to live anywhere it takes more than an hour to get my boat in the water! Love to camp, love to fish...yes I will bait my own hook and clean my own fish. HOWEVER, I WILL SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE **** OVER A SPIDER!
I am not into the bar scene, but will go out. I just would not look for a relationship...no matter the kind ....at a bar.
Don't have time for mind games...I will play others :-}
I have found most men THINK they can handle a woman like me however,
finding the one who CAN is yet to be seen....Eat your Wheaties's and fasten your seat belts gentlemen...I could ware you out pretty quickly if your not careful!
If you do not know who you are and what you want PLEASE don't waste either of our time. If you are under 30, PLEASE GET A NOTE FROM YOUR PARENTS.
I am sorry but I do not date men of color, just not there for me.
If it is 3 am...and your wife is asleep in the other room...come on..go wake her up and do to her what you just said you wanted to do to me...then tell her you love her and how amazing she is for putting up with a dumb ass like you...and STAY OFF THE FRIGGING COMPUTER!
If your e-mail includes ANY of the following..........send it to your mother.
a pic of you holding your johnson while taking it with your mobile
any reference to what you wanna/gonna do to me
a request for my bra size
to ask if I "put out" on the first date
an invite to the "free for all" that is going on at your house right now
a "money shot"
references to what any part of my body will feel like
a pick up line you know d*mn good and well is as old as you, IE. your legs must be tired from running through my dreams all my life
...come on does that sh*t really work?
YES...I HAVE RECIEVED EVERYTHING LISTED ABOVE IN THE 2 DAYS I HAVE BEEN ON THIS SITE!

And last but not least....IF YOU HAVE E-MAILED ME 9000 TIMES AND I DID NOT SEND A REPLY....PLEASE GET SOMEONE TO PLAY A GAME OF CLUE WITH YOU. (gees that made me sound like a royal B...but sometimes you just gotta say it right?)

Now gentlemen do you see why I hate to fill this part out? Besides, I always end up having to use it to explain to the BOYS how to treat a woman.