http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcPf-Y-VdCc

THATS THE LINK TO MY STAND UP COMEDY

I KNOW THIS SOUNDS MEAN BUT WHATEV


everyone on here is fake, dudes will say anything that a girl wants to hear so ima be real

i dont give a sh*tabout anyone but my friends and family, but that can change if you get close to me or i like you, im a car dude i love to drift, i dont give damn what people think of me why should i, my friends like me my family likes me i like me, do i really need more.

i listen to rap and rock i have a loud car i space out when i drive i ride people's ass.

im a smart ass and love it,

im not a **** rich boy or a jock ass faggot i buy everything my self and make my own money.

when i was 1 and a 2 and a 3 and 4, i knew i was a special one who had a little more,and they wondered why i was plottin, rotten to the core, it was nothin but an itty bitty demon.

I LIKE SPORTS BUT NOT TENNIS, I LIKE PING PONG BETTER BECAUSE ITS ALOT EASIER TO JUMP OVER THE NET.

I RECENTLY FOUND OUT THAT IM BALDING BUT IM PRETTY OK WITH IT BECAUSE WHEN I TELL PEOPLE IM BALDING IT MAKES ME SOUND LIKE IM A PRODUCTIVE PERSON, IF I JUST SAID I WAS LOOSING MY HAIR IT MAKES ME SOUND LIKE IF I WAS A MORE RESPONSIBLE PERSON THIS WOULDNT BE HAPPENING TO ME.

it all depends on the person but i can usually come up with somethin fun.