Happy to chat with you, but not ready for anything more at this time. I've been told I give good email and good advice.


"Your beauty will catch my eyes, your intelligence will pull me in, your sensuality will keep me interested, but its your heart and humor that will capture me forever."
- Anon


REMEMBER: Life is too short to be alone or unhappy; "break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and NEVER regret anything that made you smile!"

Great song, by Michael Buble:

Haven't met you yet ...

I'm Not Surprised
Not Everything Lasts
I've Broken My Heart So Many Times,
I Stopped Keeping Track.
I Talk Myself In
I Talk Myself Out
I Get All Worked Up
Then I Let Myself Down.

I Tried So Very Hard Not To Loose It
I Came Up With A Million Excuses
I Thought I Thought Of Every Possibility

And I Know Someday That It'll All Turn Out
You'll Make Me Work, So We Can Work, To Work It Out
And I Promise You Kid That I'll Give So Much More Than I Get
I Just Haven't Met You Yet

Mmmmm ....

I Might Have To Wait
I'll Never Give Up
I Guess It's Half Timing
And The Other Half's Luck
Wherever You Are
Whenever It's Right
You'll Come Out Of Nowhere And Into My Life

And I Know That We Can Be So Amazing
And Baby Your Love Is Gonna Change Me
And Now I Can See Every Possibility

Mmmmm ......

And Somehow I Know That It Will All Turn Out
And You'll Make Me Work, So We Can, Work To Work It Out
And I Promise You Kid I'll Give So Much More Than I Get
I Just Haven't Met You Yet

They Say All's Fair
In Love And War
But I Won't Need To Fight It
We'll Get It Right, and
We'll Be United

And I Know That We Can Be So Amazing
And Being In Your Life Is Gonna Change Me
And Now I Can See Every Single Possibility

Mmmm .....

And Someday I Know It'll All Turn Out
And I'll Work To Work It Out
Promise You Kid I'll Give More Than I Get
Than I Get, Than I Get, Than I Get

Oh You Know It'll All Turn Out
And You'll Make Me Work, So We Can Work, To Work It Out
And I Promise You Kid To Give So Much More Than I Get, yeah
I Just Haven't Met You Yet

I Just Haven't Met You Yet
Oh Promise You Kid
To Give So Much More Than I Get

I Said Love Love Love Love, Love Love Love .....
I Just Haven't Met You Yet
Love Love Love Love, Love Love .....
I Just Haven't Met You Yet

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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.