Keep it real, have fun, say what's on your mind, and don't have any regrets....hey, it sounds good anyway.
p.s. if you don't have a sense of humor, then I guess u should get one...so to answer your questions I seem to always get...here goes...
Answer 1: No I'm not a pimp---anymore.
Answer 2: I did win a superbowl, but I sold the ring on ebay a long time ago.
Answer 3: I never ever ever use sarcasm--except the times I do...
I thought it would be important to state a few things that we all know but don't admit...1st of all, girls don't usually care as long as he is rich... 2. guys don't usually care as long as she is hot....3. guys and girls don't usually care when they are hot and rich)...do you disagree?
Ofcourse, if this doesn't make you smile, then you should probably go see a professional.

For the first date, I would definately start with Mcdonald's dollar menu...and you can choose 'any' one item...I know, I'm letting you have 'way' too much...