I enjoy general disruption.


Some sh*t that makes me laugh:

- That shrug and wave you give in traffic that's supposed to alleviate any tension between you and the guy who's car you almost wrote off.

- People that rev the engine on a car until the squeeling from the loose fan belt stops. (It's called a wrench... read a book.)

- Cats that act insane.

- Drunks that keep missing the straw in their drinks.

- People driving highway 2 for the first time... I've seen that look of sheer terror the first time a Greyhound bus rips by doing 140... double-takes can be a thing of beauty.

- People that puke before they leave the bar... learn to pace yourself.

- Really really hilly gravel roads... they're fun as all shit.

- The term "sonsa****"... dunno why.

I enjoy:
-Playing bass and the six-string thing.

-Metal!!!!

-4:20

-Junk food.

-Off-road motorcycling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (It's really really fun)

-Whyte ave.

-Concerts (Godsmack, Tool, Pantera, Ozzy, Ozzy again, Motley Crue, Motley Crue again, Alice Cooper, Velvet Revolver, Megadeth, Megadeth again, Anthrax... and of course Pink Floyd)

-Long term relationships... one night stands are for uninteresting people.

-CAFFEEINE!!! (It's very much my friend).

-LOUD music.

-Music that stirs emotion.

-Moto-X freestyle... HOLY ****!

-Motocross races.

-Gibson's Finest. *hic*

-The Paul Brown Show.

I don't enjoy:
-People that can't carry a conversation.

-People that sample sounds and call themselves musicians... spend years learning an instrument.... then I can respect you.

-American Idol.

-People that expect a free ride through life... the rest of us work for what we have... you should too.

-Celeb. culture... who gives a rat's tiny****& balls as to where Tom Cruise was spotted eating pizza?

-Being so exhausted that it makes you feel sick.

-Being smacked in the teeth by a bee while ripping down a trail on a motorcycle... protien should NOT be delivered to you at 40 miles an hour!