-I like penguins.
-I bartend and work as a karaoke host part-time.
-I'm involved with real estate.
-I act an' perform at open mics on occassion.
-I'm a fan of SD's acoustic scene.
-I'm a social smoker (it's healthier then second hand)
-I was raised catholic, just not active in church.
-I keep getting those freecreditreport.com songs stuck in my head.
-I'm an equal opportunity dater.

What am I looking for?
Just cover these 4 main points to start off.
Everything else will be bonus points.

1.)Great smile.
2.)Can understand/appreciate my humor.
3.)Of Legal age in the state of California.
4.)Born a female.

Did I just make you curious or decide to change your sexual preference?

More insight into my mind can be found here at my main outlet of boredom.
http://hows_life.blogspot.com/
Hurrah for Online Journal Thingies.

Now that I think about it, how much can you really learn about a person from a tiny blurb?
Yes, I am bigger than most Asians.
But that shouldn't matter.

I like to do the majority of my conversations via AIM.
Mostly because I live in a cellphone dead zone.
Feel free to exchange contact info with me.

Since you're still reading...

Oh hey! Look at this!
It's a haiku pick-up line.
This should never work.

Take care, stay out of jail, an' all that other good stuff.

Depends on the lady.
I'm customizeable like that.
Although I have brainstormed a few ideas...

Plan 1: You get captured by an evil sorcerer for an unspecified reason (probably laundry) and I come to your rescue riding in on a blaze of glory with my fierce attack giraffe.

Plan 2 : Hear it. Think about it. Savor it. Pet rock farming.

Plan 3: Embark on a journey to find out where in the world is Carmen Sandiego.

Plan 4: We head downtown. I play ukulele or guitar. You sing or provide harmonies. We take our earnings from the hat then proceed to a coffee shop where we talk about the good times when we were in the same band.

Plan 5: Fighting the good fight against gingivitis.

Plan 6: Playing "Where's your other hand?"

Plan 7: Glare at each other from opposite ends of the table while we text our friends about how wonderful the date is going.

Plan 8: Strip Dodgeball.

Plan 9: Get together and brainstorm a pie chart for how our time together could be put to better use.