Tall, athletic, well-groomed, some piercings, very patient and approachable. I am never shy or at a loss for words, and definately a great listener. I am looking for either someone with striking similarities in interests, or a similar confident and open mind to chance even a physical attraction. In any case, I'm single and looking, therefore not here to judge or criticize anyone else's approach so please drop me a line. For everyone who is honest and really looking to meet someone, good luck in your search.....

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT to say when drunk:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon


Things That Are VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate


Things that are IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

I prefer movies, dinner, patios, and anything else common that will make my date feel comfortable. Rock climbing and sky diving, or walks on a moonlit beach are not where you will find me on a first date.