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I believe the right gin and tonic can save the universe. I believe in Crazy Otter School. I believe in live music that makes my skin tingle. I believe in a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket and conversations that last for hours and laughter that lasts even longer and kisses that go into infinity and.

I believe in adventure and air-conditioning and art films and opera and cartoons. I think I believe in them in that order.

I have been in a long term relationship, and deeply enjoy being IN a relationship, provided that both people respect one another, and not only grow closer together over time, but also keep growing as individuals as well. I believe that love is life.

I love to stand outside of the Home for the Deaf and shout obscenities.

For dating, I can get a weekend pass from the warden if need be.

Live, laugh, learn, love and have fun. It isn't that hard. I love to have FUN. I am most certainly not pretentious. But I can digress into geopolitcal mode if the discussion merits.

Only you can save me from joining eHarmony!

I'm not perfect, never have been, never will be. Don't expect you to be either.

My parents like me, most dogs don't bite me and I've never been to jail.
I got a tattoo, I can boil water and I'll leave the seat down.

Somedays I don't shave. Dirty jeans aren't all bad. I don't sing real well, can't dance too good, but I don't care cause I'm having fun.

I tell some pretty bad jokes and some good ones too. I cry over spilt milk, cause now I got to clean it up. Sometimes I like to just sit around. I'm not James Bond.

I wasn't the last one picked in school. Sometimes I people watch.

I've made some mistakes and I'll make some more.

I've stepped in stuff I'm not proud of.

Don't try and dry wet socks in the microwave, it didn't work.

I'll let you sleep in on weekends....

I think people should believe in something with a passion, no matter what that thing is....

I remember when spam was food...

Silly putty is still fun to play with...

I don't like how they put "old" up there by my age, do you?

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

If my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?



I think I'll just eventually buy my own Caribbean island and build a tree house. If I ever absolutely have to live in a big city I'll probably live on a boat (a nice one though). I'm the type of guy that randomly flies out to some island in the Caribbean and plays with a local's dog in a field by the beach until sunset, then drinks wine on the patio all night entertaining a group of people that end up staying up until dawn with me drinking and laughing so hard our stomachs hurt.


Oh and for all the girls who keep asking; YES I have tattoos but that shouldn't mean anything! I'm really down to earth I promise!













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First date? How about the Mediterranean coast cruising in a black convertible down winding hillsides? We'll pull over and take in the majestic beauty of the azure waters as we throw shitty records we found at a yard sale over the cliffs in an act of defiance. We'll drink wine at sunset and pretend were the last 2 people on the planet...because at that moment...it wouldn't matter. You and me against the world babe...

Or we could go to McDonalds and get some chicken mcnuggets.