| kookle :
not that cool, not that hot |
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| City |
dracut Massachusetts |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Cancer |
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Height | 5' 7" (170 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Man
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Who is Looking
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Intimate Encounter |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
cool one |
| Smarts |
N/A |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | Yeah, so I tend to be a little bit jealous. Not psycho jealous, but like have some twinges and what not. I control it.
Saying I drinking socially is a crock of crap. I drink, you know, just about everyday. Margaritas, beer, wine, rum, vodka, whatever I feel like at the time. Sometimes I don't drink at all. People who never drink I find to be saintly. being bamboozled and even slamboozled is awesome.
What else? I suck at math. I know my times tables and my adding is okay, but subtracting is tough...I mean, crossing out, borrowing, it's tough. really, really tough.
Sometimes I work hard and sometimes I pretend to. Usually people don't catch on that I am a slacker and they think I am wonderful. I have the capacity to be wonderful, but the truth is is that I am just too lazy.
Orange is a shittty color. I don't trust men that wear orange. Burnt orange isn't as bad, but still, it sucks.
I eat too much. I have a fat roll or two on my body. Unfortunately I can eat about 12 slices of pizza and still want a steak and cheese sub. I find papa ginos to have the best pizza and steak subs. GOing on a date with someone who doesn't eat a lot is wretched. sometimes I imagine shoving a pizza slice in my date's face.
every once in a while I snore when I'm drinking. I am unhappy about this. People snoring in my bed pisses me off so I hate to do that to someone else.
dogs are cool. If I had a dog I'd probably play with him a lot but maybe not walk him enough. I'd give him people food all the time. He'd probably be a lardass.
my freckles kind of make me look like a giraffe. They are orange (i know, I know). I am not unhappy with giraffe-like because I think giraffes are gentle and cool. I can be gentle but sometimes I am loud- sort of like a rhinocerous.
I have never understood why it takes some people so long to go to the bathroom. Also, I prefer men who wash their f'ing hands after shittting or pisssing. NOthing like a shittt infested hand touching my face.
I don't own a lot of pairs of socks. I don't know where they go. If you own a sock factory I'll probably love you.
I sometimes shop at kmart. Maybe this makes me a loser, I don't know. I've been to some flea markets and I think stores like Big Lots and Building nineteen are just fantastic.
thats all for now. |
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kookle has 2 roses that can be sent. |
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