I HAVE FOUND MY MAN ~ IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR FRIENDS, MESSAGE AWAY


I am more than just a pretty smile and a nice pair of blue eyes, I also have a great ass! Now that I have my prerequisite of sarcasm here we go.

I enjoy a night in by the fire enjoying some one's company, that's as exciting as a night on the town to me. I enjoy singing, whether it be in my church choir, a solo, a night of karaoke, in the shower, or in the car driving. I can listen to anything, and you will probably hear me singing it under my breath, as long as I can understand the words.

I would like to find that special someone that when separated in a room you can feel their stare and get a spark from a distance, someone to play a bit of grab ass in the kitchen cooking dinner, someone who knows what you need and anticipates it without having to ask for it. That someone that the kids cringe and yell awe mom and dad knock it off, because we are affectionate and their friends are going to see. That someone that when something great happens you bubble with anticipation til you can share it with them, someone you want to text or message or call, even if to just say hi or love ya. Basically I just described a Partner - in everything; life, love, household duties, parenting, and a partner in crime.

And finally if ya got this far - this is a dating site, so people, Please have a photo, do you walk into a bar or out in public with a bag over your head so people cant see you?, don't do the same here. In addition to the above, also know the difference between to and too and their and they're and any other simple grammar...

Ingredients: 2 great set of legs 2 pairs kissable lips 2 contagious smiles 2 hearts ready for love, lifetime of romance 2 fun adventurous spirits, Respect, Honesty, Loyalty, Fun, & Laughter + Great music gentle hands Affection Passion Spice of Life

Directions: Add fun & laughter to start contagious smile. Use music to set great legs into motion. With gentle hands add large amounts of Respect & Romance to both hearts. Sprinkle in Affection, Honesty & Loyalty. Add Spice of Life and Adventurous Spirits.
With great Passion gaze into sparkling eyes. Gently fit kissable lips together. Watch for sparks!!! Apply heat (careful not to get burned) and increase as needed. Keep Cooking (until Fire Dept is called)! Repeat daily for the rest of life!