...they should at least find you handy!" I just moved here because I got promoted at my job...woohoo! Most of the time I am smiling for no particular reason. I have a great job, my own place and no issues. I'm mostly here to meet new people, anything beyond that is bonus. Here is some more about me:

- I would wear my sleepy pants all of the time if it were socially acceptable.

- All time favorite article of clothing? One word: Underoos.

- The only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

- My dream job? Start a company that sells children's work shoes. The demand for quality work apparel targeted to the child labor market has gone untapped for far too long. You want in?

- People tell me I look like Steve from Jerry Springer. After a few drinks, I usually don't mind signing an autrograph. (I do it all for the kids of course).

- I have one drink I feel like a new man. The problem is, now HE wants a drink.

- My favorite sport to watch is competitive eating....you gotta admire the focus and determination.

- I brew homemade beer and it is mmmmm mmmmm good!

- My favorite meal is spaghetti and meatballs, but I'll never order it out.

- I have an addiction to speed chess on Yahoo. There, I said it.

- I need an intervention to stop watching the show Intervention. The meth addicts are my favorite. Hooray Meth! Boo concerned and broken families!

- I'm man enough to admit I always get a little choked up at the end of Rocky II.

- The boob tattoo is a dealbreaker. I'd be willing to front 1/2 the dough to have it removed, providing you can state a compelling case for my funding the aforementioned procedure.

- If by "people watching", you mean pointing out the shortcomings of others in order to feel better about ourselves in a self-serving, childish fashion....count me in!

Your turn.

anything that involves "people watching"...see above definition.