I'm going to go about this a little differently ...


Random Facts:
- I have a dent puller suction cup thing I bought to pull a dent on my car. It worked great, so now I pull dents out of stranger's cars. I find this quite satisfying.
- I like secretly judging people based on their online profile. (Admit it! You do too.)
- I know how to pick handcuffs. It's been helpful on a couple of occasions.
- I know exactly what you're thinking right now. You have a dirty mind. =P
- I will sometimes introduce myself to people I've known for years.
- For many years until I got too busy, I was the co-songwriter, guitarist, and sometimes bassist in a band called "The Three Asians."
- "The Three Asians" consisted of anywhere between 3 to 5 members with only 1 person being asian. This would sometimes lead to confusion from the staff at the venues we were playing.
- I am currently working on a book of short stories of weird dreams I've had with a good friend of mine. First story/dream is called "The Cat, the Rat, and the Post-Apocalyptic World."


(In)Famous Quotes:
- "Eh, **** it." (Usually right before I do something epicly stupid.)
- "My brain is full right now. Everytime I learn something new, I lose a fact ... usually people's names."


New Things to Try:
- Go to a restaurant and sit down at a big table of people I don't know and go, "Hey guys, sorry I'm late" and see how long it takes everyone to realize I don't know anybody.
- Send magazine subscriptions (pre-paid) to people to bug them. I'd figure out the magazine they'd hate the most and that's the one they get. Ebony to my racist friend, Jenny Craig monthly to my ex-girlfriend, Playboy to my friend with the super jealous wife, Big Rig to my environmental friends.
- Put a half eaten philly cheese steak in the hands of my vegan friend if he ever passes out and yell, "What did you do!?!" when he wakes up.
- Skiiing.


What I'm Looking For:
First off, if you are the type of person who gives up easily, we're not going to get along well. That's the best way to earn points in my book.

A few other things I like are girls who have a great, infectious smile and contagious laughter, who like to have go out and have fun hanging out with friends, who like to do things outdoors and have an active lifestyle. If this is you ... what are you waiting for?!?!