I know there's GOTTA be at least ONE person out there that could keep up with my sassy-ness.
Like every one else, just looking for someone who isn't into games, can be real and can accept people for who they are and not who they want them to be.
This should shoo off the players and little boys who want to play: I want someone I can make new memories that I won't regret or hurt later.....
I know this is brief, but really - if you want to know something about me, just ask - I am pretty sure I would tell you, well maybe.. :-)
Please know that I truly am not looking for anyone who is trying to break their own personal record for sexual encounters.
Please have an open mind, ready to make friends first and worse case scenerio - we both have a cool person to chat with, call and hang out with.
Look, I am not a Barbie, in any sense of the word - not perfect and not high maintenance (but would love to have the pink Jeep!!)...I am by no means the perfect size, but I am proportionate, happy and enjoy good people. Can you say that? Or are you one of those people who NEED the Barbie with no brain and only body? If you are, I am sorry you must like being used, played, and taken advantage of....
FYI: I am one of the last, true, open minded women who when you speak, actually listens!!! If you need "the perfect size" woman, you are missing out on THE real thing!!
How many other people think that the question "Do you have a car?" is one of the MOST stupid things to ask and post as a profile question?? Silly Silly Silly
Hope to know ya!
Thanks for reading this far!!!!
--- what the hell is this a banana or a pickle? Not that it matters, but it is a bit bothersome....
If you are still reading this, Here is what I want: I want someone to fall as madly in love with me as I do them, hear a song on the radio and think of me, let me hug them until my perfume lingers on them which they will carry with them throughout the day and think of me. Randomly send me an email, note, or flowers to let me know I am important and in their thoughts.
I also would love to find someone to keep that adventure going, do things outside the box, unplanned and keep up with me being a smart ass. I would love to find someone to share outdoor stuff with, camping, especially places like Glamis or any dunes where we can challenge each hill together.....fun, scary, adreneline stuff.
WARNING - THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO A ONE NIGHT STAND - READ SLOW AND UNDERSTAND - IT MEANS I CAN BE A GREAT FRIEND AND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.....(whew - read on) I can be a great buddy with benefits to the right person, just can't find him....WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU??????
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(I put this on here because I stole it from a wonderful profile I read plus it my first instinct was it was a sperm and it made me smile.....wanted to pass it along)
Oh, PS guys......when you put in your profile you are looking for a girl who exercises or who enjoys being active, why don't you just cut to the chase and say no fat chicks, girls are smart and can take it! We can appreciate you trying to sugar coat it, but really?.......just saying.
I know I shouldn't think this is funny, but I do. My brother sent this to me in a text: "women are like condoms: they're cheap, easy to find, and after you cum in 'em, you can just throw them away" Hmmmmmm I think I met the guy who started this saying!!!!!
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