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Alphaguy The Shark: I don't need no stinking headline!
Sign
Cancer
Height
5' 11" (180 cm)
Age
28 year old Man
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
Smoker?
Often
Body Type
A Few Extra Pounds
Religion
Non-Religious
Rate My Picture
No
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I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Hang Out

Do you drink?
Often (>3 times/week)
Marital Status
Single
Profession
I.T
Smarts
Some college
Do you want children?
Does not want children
Do you do drugs?
Often (>3 times/week)
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
No
 
  Interests
WritingLiteratureLaw
PoliticsHistoryBiology
CoffeeSnowboardingSwimming
MoviesStyle the kind that you cannot find on TVweird music
making mischiefCooking Im damn good at itrandom parties with total strangers
spooning and perhaps forkingChallenges of all sortspissing off stupid people
geeky intellectual sorta stuffshutting the hell up and relaxinganything stimulating really
About Me

Hello

Hello

There's not really anything overly important that you should know about me, at this time. I consume entirely unhealthy amounts of caffeine, prefer medium tofu and have little, to no respect for most people.

I'm mostly here to rant in the forums, and to see how many snide, conceited comments that I can get out of women in Kelowna. I figure that even snobs can be entertaining, in their own way. Just so long as you don't take them seriously. Don't get me wrong, though. Occasionally, I'm taken by surprise by witty, stylish, outspoken and therefore exceedingly attractive women on this thing. At that point, I've been known to be a bit of a hippocrite.

I actually don't drink very much, or very often. And, I don't do drugs. Unless, of course, you consider the occasional marijuana cigarette a drug habit. If so, then please give the rest of your convent my regards, and have a nice day. I post that kind of info to filter out people with short attention spans, and no sense of humor. So, If you're made it this far, then I like you, already.

Honestly, though. I'm actually pretty lame compared to some of the rock star guys that you're probably used to. I enjoy tinkering with computers, watching terrible movies/t.v shows, bettering myself through education and generally ranting about dorky things which you probably have no interest in, whatsoever. My kitchen table doubles as a workbench, unless of course I'm creating one of my five star quality dinners. Which, in my opinion, are worth the trouble of getting to know me, by themselves.

It's been said that I don't look anything like my profile pics (gasp) This is due to he fact that I don't live in front of a camera. And, like the rest of the human race, am prone to gaining, and losing weight in a somewhat irregular fashion. So, sue me. On the plus side, you probably won't ever have to fight with me over the bathroom mirror.

Anyway, if you're in the Kelowna area, and are looking for a guy who isn't a tacky douche with big white sunglasses and tribal tattoos, feel free to say hi, whenever. In fact, even if you are, you can still speak to me. I don't discriminate.




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First Date
I dunno, sushi in the park is always nice. But, you WILL try the bbq eel. No orgies on the first date, either. I'm a man of principle.

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