Please don't think that just because I'm super-hot, that I'm approachable, I am human after all. I thought that maybe having stable employment, my own vehicles and not living with mom would pay off, looks as though I was incorrect. I am simply me. My goal is to lure the unwary with suspect snacking foods in exchange for collateral. I Like eating Shells And Cheese Dinner and getting caught in the rain. What we do in life determines our path in death. A coward dies many times in his life while the truly valiant tastes of death but once. Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach for hands that are not there. A simple existence with a little happiness is what every person including myself should strive for. Hooah! Frack all you country rednecks with mammary glands! It's obvious that showing off your "assets" is what stung you in the past and is an excellent reason why you resort to a dating site as a last ditch effort to find "true love".

Is "You never get a second chance to make a first impression" true? If so, then don't waste it talking about your ex or stereotyping guys.