All about me, is always the hardest thing for anyone to write about. Many ppl, answer with "I don't know why I'm here" or "just checking things out". Well, let's try for something different, I'm here because it is difficult to meet people these days, most of my friends are married, and I work far too many strange hours.

I am a bartender and therefore really don't do the club scene, let's face it, if you meet someone in the bar; then you're really not looking for quality. The least attractive thing is for a drunk girl to hit on me, look at it from a sober persons standpoint, you went and got yourself all dressed up just to look like a BarStar and act like a slut. Good Job, you get a Gold Star.

I'm not cynical, i'm sarcastic. I find humour in most everything. if you don't understand what I'm laughing at then you're not seeing the World properly.

I have no children, I've never been married, I do not do drugs, and I'm not hideous. I have a great sense of adventure, love being outdoors, and I can dance up a storm. I find small talk annoying, but can be involved in any conversation. I am great at many things, but never limit myself to a particular trait. That would just be stereotypical.

I am in a constant state of change(my look, my music, my interests), I go through phases. To be, or not to be. That is the question. Well the answer is to have many different hats and to be able to wear anyone of them at any given time.

I love my Canuks, and will always cheer for them even in the darkest of hours.

Now as far as I'm looking for, a girl must be physically active, open to the world and new experiences. If you're a partial book worm that's great, by book I don't mean a magazine. Dance and sing, even if you feel like an idiot, because the world is full of people that you can make miserable by having more fun than them. Never to say I can't, because unless your legs are broken I think you can. Someone who is full of life, and sees the humour in everything.

Well I think that should do it for now, Much better then your standard answers to these things. Look Everybody I am SMRT. Just because we live in what we refer to as the country doesn't mean you have to be a dumb redneck hillbilly.
*the crowd goes into a standing ovation* Thankyou, thankyou, and goodnite.

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The first date is the make it or break it date. It is true you only have one chance to make a first impression. Many ppl state that they want to do something chill, who in their right mind watches a movie with a stranger on their first date? That tells me nothing about who you are, except that you are too lazy to get out of your house.

So the first date would be something fun, something adventurous. That is if you can get through a coffee first. The time it takes to order a coffee, recieve it, and drink it; is more then enough time to figure out if we can keep a steady dialogue for the remainder of the date.

After that anything is possible.