Stable, down-to-earth, fun-loving guy with just a hint of smart-a$$ seeks gal for relationship & good times. Please reply here.

DISCLAIMER: Objects in mirror are smaller than they appear. Candidate is hopeless romantic. Must be playful, affectionate, vivacious & passionate. Sense of humor required. Candidate has a naughty streak 1.397 miles long. Must enjoy being spoiled rotten. Price is MSRP plus tax, title, licensing and transportation charges. Public displays of affection strongly encouraged. No trademarks or copyrights were harmed during the production of this personals ad. Cooking skills not necessary; candidate knows how to cook very well. Dealer contribution may affect final price. May receive occasional rose as token of candidate's romantic intention. Do not operate heavy equipment while under the influence of this ad. Candidate is not Brad Pitt. Candidate does not expect respondent to be Angelina Jolie. Candidate will not mind if respondent is Angelina Jolie. Please wash hands before returning to work. Chemistry required. Any resemblance to any actual person or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. May develop into long-term relationship. Portions of the show which did not have an immediate impact on the outcome of the game have been edited. Candidate enjoys football, and hockey & basketball when the Stars & Mavs don't suck. Candidate might enjoy baseball if Texas ever fires Jon Daniels. This picture has been formatted to fill your screen. It has been edited to run in the time allowed. Candidate can "keep up" a damn sight better than you think he can. Some settling of contents may have occurred during shipment. Taste for Starbucks encouraged but not required. Actual rebate assigned to dealer. No animals were harmed in the making of this ad. Social life, however, continues to take a beating.

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I think conversation over Starbucks works pretty well, quite honestly. I'm flexible there - we can discuss it. I'm always open for new venues, "hole in the wall"-type places, Stars/Mavs games, all sorts of fun stuff. As long as the company's good, who cares where we are? Are not the best dates, in fact, the ones where you don't even notice what's going on around you?