First of all, I have tried to change my age to make me younger, but I cannot change it!!!! Secondly, I do drugs. Nigga Puhleeze! Who doesn't throw down an acetenaminaphen-fudgeItriedtospellitwithoutlooking!

One thing that I love about this site is that EVERY time I check messages, a GREAT BIG condom stuffed with something shows up on one of those mini-advertisements-It is a Trojan... If I open a box of Trojans and one of those pops out, I am soooo off this site! Anyway, WTF is that thing? Is it a 9 year-old's volcano experiment? To whom (or what) is it attached? Call me: 555-555-5555. Leave a message, I WILL call you back!

The other advertisement is the person with really yellow teeth...sorry..please, don't call me. Call your dentist!

I grew up in the middle of Camden-on-Gauley, WV...the name is longer than the town itself. I graduated 3rd in my class (there were more than 3 who graduated wise guys!!..I think it was 160)and went to WVU on scholarship.

I am dedicated to my sons and their well-being but in order to do that, I need to have time for myself. I am trying to meet new people and get out of the rut of work/kids routine.

I roll with the punches and it takes a lot to knock me off my feet. When that happens I jump up fighting a harder fight. But personally, I hate the beach....all that sand..in my food, in my hair, in my....hate is a strong word...maybe I could learn to like it. Did you just read this and wonder why I switched subjects so quickly?---Me too!

I am simple, easy to get along with, friendly, committed, etc. In reality I do not not know what I want because I am flexible. If I have expectations of what I want or need, then NONE of you will ever fit because ultimately I would find something wrong with you. So, I have no formula for what I want...just be respectful, honest and good. Friendships and relationships are give and take. Simple.

Date? What the heck do people do on a first date? I gave up making out on the first date when I was in college. Then again, slip a Micky in my Moonshine and you might get a good make-out session---or one dead fish. (Have you ever had MOONSHINE?---Puts A LOT of hair on your chest) (Note to self: Shave my chest.) I am not too fond of going out for drinks....EVERYONE starts to look appealing after a few. Oh yeah, I definitely will not go pole dancing...I slip off too easily! HA HA. Overall, I am not quite sure I have faith in this approach but it sure beats being a hooker. That approach did not work either (CALM DOWN-That was a joke) Whew! You can message me now.