Disclaimer.... not interested in a massage from a random stranger, an "intimate encounter" or "other relationship" and no, I don't want to see your webcam unless you're completely dressed.... ok, now we have the ground rules and can proceed......

Me: smart, funny, sassy, friendly, cute, affectionate, HONEST, drama free, active, have my stuff together (i.e. job I love, friends I adore, a car (with wheels and everything), my own place and even my own Yoda.) I always have smooth legs, easygoing and love a cold beer on a patio or a lake or ocean. Will try anything at least once. Like all music (except trumpets).

You: smart, funny, friendly, HONEST, easygoing, not uptight, even tempered, tall and caring. You like beaches and doing things outside. I'm not so much into the "metro" type guy or man jewelry....or at least not a lot of it. Also typically don't go for motorcycle dudes. If you like the local Sports teams (or sports in general) and can change a tire you get extra points (not that I'd ever ask that, I just like knowing you can!).

Things I love (besides my family): being in the sun, beer, pubs, jukeboxes, cheeseburgers (actually, anything with cheese), working out (need to after all that cheese), pudding, flavored chapstick, naps, my job (really), shopping (but don't want you to go with me), wearing dresses, fresh sheets, meerkats, regular cats with white feet, dogs that don't jump on me, just about any movie with Will Ferrell....

Things I can do without: rampant use of emoticons, guys with long nails, guys with earrings unless they're super cool....rude people, bad grammar, really bad spelling, beans of any sort, guys who want to show me their webcam (and are conveniently half naked), pretentious places (no shortage of them in this area), people who lie, filling up ice trays.

BTW, I look like my pics... do YOU?

I live in north Arlington but work in downtown Dallas. I share custody of my 6 year old son but have plenty of free time.....and, to be honest, I would never introduce him to anyone unless it was going really really well.... :)

Meet for 2 drinks and decide if either of us wants to bolt. If we both stay then maybe dinner and whatever sounds fun. I am easy (get your mind out of the gutter).