hmm. what do i like besides red roses and temptation?

here are a few things: people watching, public outbursts, being moved by first-rate indepedent films, blasting stereotypically karaoke-esque songs and singing along, inciting violence, ensconcing myself in velvet, cashmere, silk, animal fur and other supple materials, being an expatriate, diving into a good book and indulging in life's two perfectly-coupled extravagances: coffee and cigarettes.

more often than not, i find myself...
providing often-unwanted social commentary, catastrophizing simple situations, talking people down off ledges (figuritively, but probably literally one day too), wondering things to myself out loud, demanding quality customer service, ballroom dancing, freelance life coaching/giving free advice, practicing my singing/dancing/memorization skills in case i should be selected as a broadway cast member, doubling over in laughter, leading the "old hollywood" life and the substance abuse that goes with it.

we'll figure that out when we get there...