Who am I? Like in the Platonist sense? No way- that question is too dumb to be allowed such a complicated answer. How am I supposed to explain myself right now without bias? I am never one thing. I would love to tell you that I am funny, seductive, and easy going but I would be leaving out the other half of the time when I am thinking deeply about something, arguing passionately about it- while wearing sweatpants.

I am a good person and a bad person, an exciting person and a bore, and I am witty and dumb. I am, on one hand the most amazing person you will ever meet but on the other- you will probably find something that drives you nuts. I have a mouth worse than a sailor, but also the most eloquent speaker/writer you will ever see. I am outspoken but shy but know when to do what. I am a great judge of character and I can spot drama a mile away so if you are an enabler or a creator, click on the next girl, I’m too busy. I am faithful and I can’t lie, nor can I stand liars so if you are, click the next girl, I have better things to do than wade through your B.S.

I am looking for someone that can handle my desire to be independent but also trust that I am not out partying and flirting with every guy I see- if I were one of those bargain basement discount whores I wouldn’t care if you tasted like other chicks, I would have omitted the part about you being a liar, and wouldn’t care less if you forgot to call me. Desperation faded sometime after the “under 21” marking came off my ID so if you are interested in being a disrespectful jerk- move on to the next girl who might be ok with it.

I want to hang out because we choose to do it, not because the same regurgitated crap that worked on the last girl should theoretically work on me- I don't care if you like my shoes. I am not interested in someone who is desperate for attention from the other sex- I’m not and I think we should have that in common at very least, I mean, we can pretend to be a little grown up.

I want someone who I can trust not to be a douche or a coward, hold a conversation because he’s not stupid, and enjoy spending time together because we dig each other. I am looking for someone to challenge me and be challenged by me. Yes, I know- I put a character limit on initial messages, and if you are too lazy to write a sentence that speaks of anything but that- you have already failed. I am not looking for someone who is too much of a stick in the mud to try new things, or someone who is too lazy to learn them. I like looking at life as an adventure and I want someone who will also seize the opportunity to explore it with me.

I'm up for anything. I like to laugh, so maybe can we do something with that involved? I know I have a long list of interests- wrote it- but that is some kind of jumping off point.

So this thing said i was supposed to talk about hobbies, goals, and music in my profile- Crap.