Where do I start. I was born a baby. At some point early in my life I was put in a wooden crate and sent out to sea where a passing freighter carrying a not well known circuis picked me up. After that I spent some time as the bearded lady(don't ask me how I pulled it off, I'm just that good) and put the noses on the clowns. One day shortly after seeing the movies Killer Clowns from Outerspace, and It, I quickly ran away. Shortly after I found myself in the loving arms of a lower-middle class amish family where i harvested turnips untill just a few years ago. I'm now working in the wonderful world of Fire/Rescue where I have the reputation of being the best turnip cook in the county. I wish I could tell you more, but my story is still in progress. Perhaps one day I can meet you and we can be like two peas in a terrible pod. If there's anything else you may wanna know, just drop me a line and I'll try and explain.

Well deffinately not the circuis,they still have a missing persons bounty out for me. Maybe we can have a romantic date at the local McDonalds or Popeyes chicken, and afterwords go for a walk on Ben T Davis beach and look at all the beautiful needles in the sand. And if thats not dirty enough for you, who knows where the rest of the night will take us.