The new profile will be so good I think I might call it Mega Profile. Yeah, that's catchy. This section will be something big, perhaps even revolutionary. It'll be kinda like a "choose your own adventure" date.

By following through my various charts and options, you can decide whether you want me to wheel up to your front door in a convertible with some roses and some bling, or whether you wanna meet me at the Grand River for a picnic and day of canoeing. I'll even have an option for the special lady who wants to come over and cook me up a steak while I sit on the couch watching the game and scratching myself. All the bases are covered.. always a perfect first date.

This is gonna take some time, and there's alot of work to do. I think I'll have to hire a supporting team to help me brush up on basics: salsa dancing, speaking spanish and french, fine wines, tantric sex, eating with utensils, and controlling bodily functions. Maybe I should be asking if there are any ladies out there who want to volunteer their services so that I can round out my skill-set?

Is it possible, that this is just another great idea that I will never follow-up on? (refer to my interests above).

**Update 1** talked to POF about a bigger inbox. They laughed in my face. We'll see who laughs last when I bring the server down with all the emails I get. (Mad laughter) hahahahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahahahaha

PS My top 10 perplexing questions:
1) If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?
2) If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
3) Is there another word for synonym?
4) Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?
5) Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?
6) If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?
7) Can fat people go skinny-dipping
8) Why are buildings called buildings when they are finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
9) If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
10) Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an "s" in it?
11) Why aren't "cookies" called "bakies"?