Hi, I'm not going to tell the world about myself , like it says, but I will tell the right person. I think we all know that THIS is not where the chemistry happens anyway. It starts in the eyes and is complimented by a beautiful smile, the entire package is necessary, but that is the original connection. All the attempts to get attention are meaningless if the "chemistry" is not there.
Of course that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.
Not interested in oversize fake boobs, please stop emailing.(Oh come on, that's funny)

(First date, NOT the first time you meet.) I just read a woman's profile that repeated what many have stated about going to the movies on a first date. She claims she was taught this in her social skills class in high school. First let me say, I didn't have a "social skills class" at my small town high school and maybe that's why I'm on this site, aside from that I happen to disagree with this dating rule. Don't get me wrong, I understand the reasoning behind the rule, but I think some things might have been overlooked on this one. Most women's profiles on this site give me 98% more information about her than I would find out if I were to meet her in a social setting and ask her out on a date. All that info is great and helps "narrow the playing field", if you will, but it doesn't compare with some of the things you can find out on a movie date. Keep in mind, these are not deal breakers or makers. For example:
Do you "walk" well together?
Is she punctual so we can find a seat while the lights are on?
Is she polite to others when passing them to get to our seats?
Does she dress to stay warm, you know it's going to be 50 degrees in there.
Does she know to stop talking when the movie starts?
Does she know how to whisper so only I can hear her(this can bring a face to face-ear closeness you can't get on most first dates.
Is she child-like with many bathroom breaks and food trips?
Does she throw her food trash on the floor or stick her gum under the seat?
Does she push on the seat in front of her with her feet?
Is she mesmerized by the movie or can she enjoy it and stay conscious of where she is and who she's sitting next to? There are some very subtle and sexy ways you can let your date know that you're glad to be next to them.
I know there are more, I'll add as they come to me or "movie fans" contribute. Also, basic grammar tips are welcome. I try.