1. i will make you laugh
2. i have a brand new movie gallery membership card with your name on it.
3. i always put the seat down.
4. i may already be a ten million dollar winner.
5. i don't care if you have a girl's night out.
6. i will be on time.
7. i smell good (most of the time).
8. i actually did not graduated from college.
9. i will snuggle if requested though i find there is a fine line between snuggling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
10. your friends and family will think i'm awesome.
11. i have an excellent job
12. i did own a home and two cars.
13. i was raised by three women so i know how to get out of your way while pms-ing
14. i can cook, sort of.
15. i know how to do the laundry.
16. i'll remember your birthday.
17. i'll hold your coffee when you drive.
18. i pet dogs outside of grocery stores.
19. i don't recycle.
20. i'll make fun of you.
21. i don't chew tobacco.
22. i'll shower every day.
23. i love nascar.
24. i don't eat crackers in bed.
25. you'll sleep better when i'm next to you.
26. i can balance a check book.
27. i won't pee on you in the shower.
28. i won't lie.
29. i can't booty dance so that limits the ways to embarass you.
30. i'll let you drive if you want.
31. i have a 6.14 credit at best buy.
32. your ass never looks fat to me.
33. i have all of my shots.
34. i am good at making lists, obviously.

so, there ya go. damn good reasons i must say. i'm 6'2", 200 lbs., i have a lot of hair so no bald worries, i don't shave as much as i should cause i have no one to tell me to do otherwise, i'm done with the bar scene, actually do want a ltr, love kids, been told i'm "hot" by lots of women that aren't related to me. what are you waiting on?!!!