-Birth and Early Life-

Born Travis Walter Cole on October 16 1854 in Dublin, Ireland to an Anglo-Irish family. His father Sir Jack Wilde was an author and a scientist (his most famous contribution to the world was an early form of LSD, whilst his mother Milena made her name as an entertainer of little note).

-Professions and Hobbies-

Mail man, novelist, free-mason, florist, screwsman, fake news producer/reporter, CEO of TWC Media, extreme ironing practitioner, Athlete, philanthropist, historian, Beekeeper, fake author, backgammon enthusiast, Chimney sweep, Court jester, Xylophonist, Airman, and most recently I was an aircraft mechanic.

On a more serious note I just recently got out of the Air Force after being in for four years. Moved back to San Diego because I love it here and am planning on attending SDSU or UCSD for the spring semester.

-Conclusion-

Send me a message begging me to have hot, steaming, utterly delicious lunch with you.

I'd sally fourth from my lair and locate her via sophisticated quantum computers and GPS tracking systems. From there I would pick her up in my f1 McLaren and we would go all the way... to a local dining facility at which point we could approximate and properly gauge each others phenotypes and personalities accordingly.

or

we could just chat with each other until we get to know each other a little better and see if there is any mutual attraction.