I'm going to try this again, apparently I wasn't clear enough in my first description seeing as I continue to get completely inappropriate emails.

I'm looking for someone to date, not an intimate encounter or "activity" partner.
Now that that's out of the way...Here we go.

I'm new to the area, and know very few people. Even fewer people who I'm no related to. I've been here about 6 months now, and while I'm very friendly, I'm not having the best of luck meeting people. So even if you're not interested in meeting me, I'm completely open to "meeting people around here" advice.
I have a fairly sarcastic sense of humor, lots of people say that, but I find most of them don't. I like anyone who can dish it out with me though. Most people think I'm kinda of quirky, and I generally like people who are quirky as well. Education is important to me in the sense that I can't hang around someone that can't hold an intelligent conversation. It doesn't really matter me if you went to college or didn't, as long as you can keep me interested. I like funny, what girl doesn't? So be prepared to make me laugh.

So a couple little things about me...

I don't like cats, spiders, and techno music.
I love Ohio State football, margaritas and the smell of new tennis balls.
I think that Will Ferrell is comedy gold.
Scary movies keep me up at night.

Also, I want to add this. I get messages all the time that simply say things like "Hi, How are you?" Chances are, I won't be replying if that's what you send me. Same goes for generic cut and paste messages.