Greetings!! my name is tom bbbblllllaaassssskkkkkedddd thats hello in kingon .
i once gave myself the volcan grip and passed out and when i came to i was arrested.
and i like startreck.
my favorite episode is when captian kirk gets captured by the borg.
i think that james t. kirk was my father in another life because we have a lot in common except i dont command a gigantic space vessle xcept the one in my shorts .
i live with my mom i cant wait till you meet her she's my best friend and we like cat's we have 29 and a half well the half one patches i dont think is alive i think i killed her i thought she was a romulent trying to attack me.
lets see i like backgammon, hotwax on my nipples ,skinny dipping and playing my guitar wearing only my thong i hope to hear from ya by and i like to impersonate the north back alaskin sea otter's soothing and mellow matting call eeeeeeeoooooocccccckkkkkksshhh aarrrfff aaarrrrffff (im playing) please excuse me for trying to be funny im very sorry if i hurt your feeling's i hope you didnt hurt yourself by visiting my profile good day mam

lets swim to the moon
lets climb through the tide
penatrate the evening that the city sleeps to hide
lets go out tonight love
Its our turn to dine
Walk beside the ocean on a moon light drive.