First off, I know it says I shouldn't, but my name is Matt. I just won't give out my last name so easily. I am kind of hard to explain, most people never truly understand me because very few can read me. I'm a structured person that has a love for randomness and spontaneity, I know that makes no sense. Though I try, I'm horrible at planning things out and I have a horrible memory. I love animals, currently I have a cat and a dog of my own but I live with my best friend who has her two cats here as well. Eventually I would like to get some more exotic pets but that will wait for when I'm not living in an apartment. I have an almost profane love of Apple products so you'll have to put up with that, and yes, I can defend my opinions of them. As crazy as it is, I like to argue. But, I don't mean the serious arguing, I like the fun stuff, where you can argue with each other and have a smile on your face doing it. I'm the kind of person who is perfectly okay staying at home or going out and doing something with a group of people, but I always have trouble thinking of something to do. I don't like to get into or cause trouble for myself or others. Enough of this though, I like to talk to people so just message me and we can chat a bit.

Random Facts about me, I'll update these as necessary.

I can no longer eat a box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese without getting stuffed.
I am horrible at leaving picture comments for people, call it lazy or whatever, I don't know.
I laugh at things that should never be laughed at.
I have two cats, one who will live to see tomorrow, one who may not.
I have a B***, she is my dog.
Windows is the bane of my existence.
I'm almost always right and I like it that way, but, I'm not afraid to admit when I'm wrong.
If you ever ask me to help work on a deck I'll tell you to F*** off.
I'm from Flint, Michigan and I moved to Tulsa, OK in August '09.
I don't feel like dancing when the old Joanna plays.
I've gone iPhone and I'll never go back.
I get attached to things far too easily, even when i promise myself that I won't.
I don't judge, but I do criticize. And laugh.
I hate being politically correct and I think affirmative action is a bunch of bull shit.
When I get pissed I break things, even expensive things, and sometimes causing damage to myself.
Update (Aug2008): I have one cat. The other died from Feline leukemia. Get your cats tested.
I get upset with people who only view the negative in life.
I am a realist, as such I call things as I see them and I don't lie to protect peoples feelings.
I'm pretty sure that I'm psychotic...haha...guess we'll find out eventually.
I love how holidays have a way of bringing people back into your life that you never missed in the first place.
Sarcasm is a big part of who I am. If you can't deal with it, then you can't deal with me.
I LOATHE TXT SPK. We have a language, called English. It has specific rules for spelling and grammar, use them. It pisses me off when I have to take the time to decipher a message that I'm trying to read.
I'm a student in flight school. It's a lot of work and I'm loving every minute of it.

More to come...


I know this is going to make me sound like a complete jerk, but it needs to be here.
**(If I don't get back to you feel free to declare me a no-good super-turd. Write me an angry missive jam-packed with curse words, flagrant self-loathing and demented punctuation. That'll show me what a huge mistake I made ignoring you.)**

Oh, and please make any emails more than two words. I've posted more than a handful of words here, at least make an effort. "Hi" and "Whats up?" just don't cut it for me. In fact, I will likely just ignore your message if that's all you send. Not trying to be mean, but it just feels like a waste of time. Thanks.

I'm real easy to please and I find that the simplest things are often the best. So something easy like dinner or lunch or go to starbucks for coffee. A nice walk around to nowhere is nice too, something that gives us time to talk and get to know each other.