I don't really have a beer gut. It's more of a ponch.
Random thoughts about me? Right wing religious freaks both anger and fascinate me. As do cults lately. I love cute girls. Cute tattooed girls even more. Cute, sarcastic, funny, tattooed girls. Though you don't have to be tattooed for me to like you. Fan of all types of music but I can usually be found at a good punk show. Or a shittty punk show. Finally discovering a lot of great local bands which I try and support as much as I can. You should too. I hate sitting at home in front of the tv unless I'm hung over. I find conspiracy theories interesting mostly because they're no more unbelievable than most of the crap we get force fed every day. I'm sensitive. I rarely take things too seriously which pisses some people off. Which in turn makes me laugh. Which results in them getting even angrier. Burlesque dancers are way hotter than strippers. If you measure someone's worth by how much money and belongings they have, we probably won't get along.

dis-likes:
People who lol, lmao, brb or any other abbreviated internet talk