I'm happy, funloving,and spontaneous. I am a great guy 90 percent of the time, and that's the honest truth. if the other ten percent is too much for you, then good luck finding the perfect friend. sarcasm, cynicism, and negativity are not well tolerated by me, and i have little patience for mean people. i have a tendency to give a REALLY great first impression, but I'm not perfect, so don't put me up on a pedestal...if you'd like details on my faults and flaws just ask, i'll tell you straight up! so you've been warned, and having said that, i still think that i am a great friend, and that i have a talent for making people smile and turning a bad day around in a hurry. so hit me up.
more specifically in regards to someone of the opposite sex: i'm looking for someone beautiful...in my defense i'd like to say that i'm not shallow as being beautiful is far from enough to maintain my interest for more than five minutes..I just know that it would be unfair for me to have a relationship with someone that i wasn't physically attracted to. must be happy, affectionate, kind, intelligent, and confident. must share some of my same interests, but still have some new talents and skills that are unique to her as well. those without patience need not apply, as you can be certain that i will make mistakes and will require forgiveness on a regular basis. overall, i am in desperate search of someone that I can fall in love with. i need someone who impresses me. i want to be swept off my feet so thoroughly that i never recover. i want to be in a relationship with someone, and look at her and realize that i didn't know a person could BE so amazing. i guess those are high expectations, but there you have it.
UPDATE: so I've gotten a lot of comments about the sarcasm thing... Let's just say i'm more tolerant than I let on, but only if you can manage to be arcastic without being mean or negative... I've met very few who can pull it off. Additionally, I just want to say that even though my expectations seem intimidating, I am not, and so don't be afraid to message me! =) I'll give anybody a fair shot, and if it doesn't work out we can at least be friends!
Finally, I want to make it clear that I am an adventurous, fun, social person who requires human interaction. Email, text, and talking on the phone do not qualify as such. I realize that a certain amount of safe communication is customary before awe meet, but if you expect it to go on more than a week then don't be surprised when I get bored and move on. I want to MEET fun new people, not chat or text with them. Thanks again for reading, and I hope to hear from you soon!
->Stephan

lol I'm up for anything...it wants me to put a long response in, btu let's just say that I've never done anything (or nothing) and NOT had an absolute blast doing it... I just like meeting new people and trying new things so yay for that!