I'm just a normal gal looking to make friends and date & have a good time. I don't have expectations & I have no ex-drama/baggage. I live alone with my 3 birds and I am going to adopt a dog soon. No kids, never married.

I am over the bar scene, though anyone with half a brain knows that it is NO place to meet people unless you want to see them naked- once. And I won't date people where I work.

People who know me are surprised that I am single, but I refuse to settle for less than what I want. I'm independent & pretty awesome in most every aspect, so I would be ok if I wound up alone. And I think that is important if you want to make it WITH someone.

A bit about me:

The physical stuff: Naturally dark blonde, though you'd never know it. I am always dying it & am currently growing it out long again. Size 9 short in my favorite jeans. Very average build. 36D. Shoe size 6.5. Big blue eyes. 12 brightly colored, yet easily hidden tattoos (if necessary). If you want to judge me on my looks alone, you should really punch yourself in the face, and stop looking for someone because no one finds "shallow" attractive.

My loves: Needles. Photography. Tattoos. Art. Nudity. Poetry. Sarcasm. Eyeshadow. Shoes. Eyes. Poop jokes. Irish accents. The smell of burning leaves in autumn. Vampires. Cheese. Scrapbooking. Backbends. Apples. Kissing. Video Games. Blood. Hockey. Basil. Skulls. Music. Beaches. Movies. Birds. Individuality. Painting. Adrenaline. Skaters. Scars. Pesto. Trees. Mohawks. Easy Mac. Anything purple. Vanilla Lattes. Dogs. Sleeping. Watermelon Jolly Ranchers. Texting. Lip gloss.

My hates: Misspelling. Snow. Rude people. Paris Hilton. Rush hour. Talking on the phone. Body odor. Barack Obama. Bad parents. Meat. Rap music. Money. Drama. Clowns. Mold. Trends. The mall.

Favorite movies: I love comedy & horror...American Beauty. Secretary. Office Space. Half Baked. Little Shop of Horrors. Dumb & Dumber. Juno. Napoleon Dynamite. Mallrats. Across the Universe. Dogma. The 40 Year Old Virgin. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Knocked Up. Pineapple Express. Away We Go. Superbad.

Favorite TV: Grey's Anatomy. Robot Chicken. Survivor. The Real World. Sarah Silverman. Six Feet Under. Family Guy. Autopsy. Happy Tree Friends. Cold Case Files. Deal or No Deal. The L Word. Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. The Soup. Almost anything on Comedy Central.

Music: System of a Down. The Used. Pulley. Ten Foot Pole. Finch. Atreyu. HIM. Fiona Apple. The Doors. The Beatles. Sublime. King Rat. Slipknot. 30 Seconds to Mars. Rise Against. NIN. Pennywise. My Chemical Romance. The Casualties. Goldfinger. Flogging Molly. Alkaline Trio. Aiden. Operation Ivy. Dropkick Murphys. NoFx. Bouncing Souls. MXPX. The Lawrence Arms. Senses Fail. All That Remains. Silverstein. Alesana. The Early November. IO Echo. Anberlin. Norma Jean.

We should meet where we can chat and see if there is any kind of chemistry or interest in setting up a "real" date.

Oh, and you shouldn't wear pants so I can make sure I'm not wasting my time.