in the event that you've read my monologues in the past.. here's a new one . not going to attempt offering any description of myself, something i've accomplished or who i think i am. although; i am kinda sexy:) at least my bike is ! sometimes shy, but warm up nicely ; anything else is a justification of ego or a role that has been played. instead ,,
three contractors are bidding to fix a fence at the white house.
one is from minnesota, one from tennessee and the last is from chicago. all three go with a white house representative to examine the fence. the minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure does some measuring and with a pad and pencil figures out some numbers and say;s "well, i can do the job for $900, $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me"
the tennessee guy also does some figuring and says " i can do the job for $700, 300 for materials 300 for my crew and $100 profit for me".
the chicago contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans over and whispers to the white house rep.. "$2,700"
the official incredulous , says " you don't measure or do any figuring, how did you come up with such a high figure.
the chicago contractor answers back.. $1000 for you , $1000 for me, and we hire the tennessee guy to do the work.
"Done!" replys the white house official...
and that my friends is how the new stimulus plan will work .

anything is possible at first meeting... like at first sight. love at first sight. running away at first sight > i prefer instant messaging ; then phone calls . then meeting to find out whats what.
ps. kids seem to like me, i don't know why