I'm incredibly goofy when left to my own devices. I’m very matter-of-fact and slightly sarcastic. I have a selective memory & I'm very selective with the selecting! I read... a lot. I'd choose Fight Club over The Notebook. Since I have no repressed feelings of grandeur, I tend to speak when I have something to say. I was in a bowling league when I was 12... so, I'm practically a professional. - I exaggerate :) I just relocated to the 'burgh from the ATL. When asked where I'm originally from, I say Chicago. I've never lived in Chicago.

I'm looking for someone with the right balance of humor and intelligence. I'm a sucker for wit. I’ll be super impressed if we've read any of the same books. I’ll be slightly less impressed if you still live at home and can’t spell. I need someone taller than me... you may call it a complex. I prefer my age bracket... even if you're super fly. I'm ready for something genuine so if you're just looking for a one night thing, keep fishing.

"Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."