Gremlins, Emps, Trolls and Hobbits... while there's someone for everybody, I'm willing to let some other lucky guy take my shot with you. Hell... we all know I've spent enough time in the trenches. lol

Now's the day for a brighter future with someone of a more higher quality. That's right... I'm moving up the chain of needs, wants, and desires. The days of old are just that... a thing of the past.

So... to all those bodacious fine specimen of womanhood, watchout..!!! The wolf is here for the slaughter. Aaaaawoooo..!!! Oh how tasty you are. And I'm here with a big appetite..!!! lol

Come discover the best kept secret of the south... mE.

Always me,

mE

All the basics... breathing, at least two teeth.. (Touching optional)..!!! And last but not least... a willingness to make it work. Is that too much to ask. Oh yeah picture worthiness is the best quality.

Now how would things look if I'm taking pictures with someone whose face has to be shielded at all times..?? lol

You provide all these wishes and I can guarantee you a wonderful experience the grandkids won't mind listening to.... over and over again. Hey... I'm not only the messenger... I've got the touch to show you the better side of life.

Always me,

mE