HI THIS PROFILE IS LONG AND OLD AND A WASTE OF TIME BYE.

I'm 19 now. And I'm going to be an anesthesiologist. Or maybe a dermatopathologist. We'll see.

Well, I'll see. Not you.

I'm not very nice, sry.

PS: DO NOT message me if you are pro Obama's health care reform shit. People who are for ruining my future career don't sit well with me. I push them off the seat.

I don't care if that makes sense.

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I'm not looking for a relationship right now. Just looking to chat with some interesting people.

Hi! I'm Becca. I like books, proper grammar, sarcasm and art.

I'm 18, not 19. I registered for this thing a few days before I turned 18 and blahblahblah. Anyway, it won't let me fix it. =\

I usually like talking to older people. I tend to relate to them better. Like 20-28ish. But I don't have any age restrictions, obviously, so if you think we'd get along, feel free to message me. ;D EDIT: M'Kay, this doesn't apply to you if you're 60. Little creepy, dude.

My standards are high apparently. I really like literacy. It turns me on.

I have more pictures. You can see them if you don't frighten me. I know this one is crappy but I DON'T WANT SOME CREEPY DUDE TO RECOGNIZE ME IN WALMART AND SHOOT ME IN THE BOOB BECAUSE I DIDN'T FANCY HAVING SEX WITH HIM IN HIS MOM'S BASEMENT OR SOMETHING. Paranoia is sexy, admit it.

Knowing how to type out simple one syllable words such as "you" and "are" is expected. Seriously. It's not difficult. At all.

Do you people realize how weird it is to be on your favorites list when I don't even talk to you? Especially when you are old enough to be my grandfather? You know who you are. It makes me uncomfortable in all kinds of ways so stoppet.

ALSO - I have dial-up (loldarkagesinternetz) so sometimes the IMs don't go through. I don't really like them anyway, so just message me. EDIT: YAY, I DON'T HAVE DIAL-UP ANYMORE. But I still don't like POF IMs. Don't IM me!

I don't mind chatting with chicks either, but this thing would only let me choose one or the other. Rude.

Oh, and if you see I've viewed your profile and you're like a gazillion miles away from me, I've probably gotten bored with the people around here and was just browsing, mainly around the places I'd like to live one day. Why? Because I'm weird. You might have said something interesting in your profile. Or something really stupid and I just wanted to laugh at you.

Those who think Dane Cook is hilarious and/or that Nickelback is the greatest band ever should stay away. Please.

I tend to attract sarcastic guys in their early to mid 20's who have dark hair, like video games, and have a cat. Which is great, because I've found that if you meet this criteria we will have a 73.581% chance of getting along. I also seem to attract creepy/illiterate people. If you meet that criteria we will most definitely not get along.

Most of these mini paragraph sentence thingies have been added as an after thought, obviously.

This 'About Me' description has turned into more of a rant than anything it seems. Umm, lemme see. [s]I am starting school in the fall to get my Bachelor's of Science in Nursing. After that I plan to get my Master's to become a Nurse Anesthetist. Then I shall move to the Northeast somewhere. Maybe somewhere in New England. It's so pretty there. Or Northern California. I need to get away from Louisiana's summers. I will certainly miss the crawfish though. =( It's telling me crawfish is spelled incorrectly. Guess they don't have Cajun language integrated on this thing. Lame. I refuse to use crayfish.[/s]

I am ambitious when not procrastinating and more stubborn than a mule. You have been warned.

I find it easier to write little sarcastic rants than to write about myself.

My profile is wayyy too long now.

If my snarkiness above hasn't compelled you to make a swift dash for your back button, feel free to message me. I'm a nice girl. Just a bit... picky. ;D

"I'm looking for someone who will light candles, not just curse the darkness."

Not looking for someone to date!