We at Endearing Boyfriend Enterprises (EBE) are looking to fill the position of Amazing Girlfriend (AG). The position has been filled by wonderful people in the past, but in the past year we have only employed part-time individuals, due to lack of qualified applicants. We feel that a full-time A.G. would enrich and inspire EBE in a multitude of ways.

Job Description:
The highly sought after position promises great fulfillment, intense pleasure and heaps of fun. EBE is a fully capable Boyfriend, offering many opportunities for growth, support, intimacy, conversation, entertainment and love. The job includes a balanced mix of romantic, playful, silly, mind-enhancing and vigorous physical activity. There will be a blend of both fancy and casual outings – some alone and some with EBE affiliates. There will also be a considerable amount of time relaxing and sensual activity in the home (and elsewhere) as well. Light travel is anticipated.

The position will start out on a trial basis until both parties determine that this is a good fit. Once the trial period is over – we expect that there will be many passionate interludes and a deeper connection. Candidate should desire a long term commitment to EBE. Again – we are not looking to fill part-time positions at this time.


Qualifications:
• emotional and self awareness
• general happiness and friendliness
• high level of integrity
• ability to make EBE laugh uncontrollably
• exquisitely beautiful (unique quirkiness a plus)
• open adoration to EBE
• desire to try new things and participate in a variety of activities
• must be witty and clever
• previous experience as an AG is preferred – though we hope that AG has left previous companies on good terms.
• physically fit (to enhance the participation in various physical activities)
• lips that are up for copious amounts of kissing
• located within reasonable distance to orange county - as proximity to company is important in the event that after-hours work is required.
• ability to write love letters, provide spontaneous surprises and massages is a plus
• outside interests are highly encouraged – as too much devotion to EBE is a sign of co-dependence

About EBE:
EBE is a very attractive company - that any AG would be delighted to join. EBE is highly regarded by his affiliates as being passionate, loving, inspiring, creative, and handsome. Keeping an idealistic and optimistic attitude have attributed greatly to his success. We have always encouraged people to be their best selves and expect the same of ourselves. EBE is based in Stanton and has no immediate plans for relocation.

Do you feel you have what it takes to be an AG at EBE? Please respond with your “resume”. We look forward to hearing from you!! Please note that even though EBE may be an incredible company and you may be the perfect AG, the chemistry must be very strong in order to proceed beyond initial interview.

J
EBE CEO

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