No one likes writing these I'm sure, including me.

I'll go by the 'book' here, as in, be dorky enough to talk about what the site itself advises LOL!

1. Hobbies: Very few, but storm photography is the big one. Branched out into nature photography as well lately. Also am a retro-game collector, but not avid about it. My hobbies are slight and do NOT consume my time or life! So you wouldn't have to 'compete' with my hobbies in order to keep or gain my attention.

2. Goals/Aspirations: This feels like an interview. Anyway, my 'aspirations' come from not only the Bible but also several creation scientists. Ya know, live well, mean well, at least try to do well, keep the ole brain goin by reading and continuing education (couldn't afford college after having been in there for 2 years). So I still study and research on my own time. As for 'goals' - I dunno how it'd go over in this economy, probably not well, but I'd like to have my own 1980s retro store! And no, I wouldn't wear 'Jordache' while at work there LOL. Maybe a Billy Idol shirt, however :P Or a "The Goonies" shirt!

3. Me, myself and I: Some guys like to sit and brag on themselves all day, I don't. So I'll keep this short. I'm not a nerd, as in, I like Star Wars for example, but I don't dress up like Darth Vader and go to conventions ROFL! I'm not into stuff like that. I'm smart-nerdy, not geek-nerdy, there's a difference! I'm not a selfish person really, and people try to take advantage of the fact I'm decently nice and helpful. I'm a nice guy, as in, I don't go to dive bars or clubs or taudry places like that. I don't have trashy friends either LOL. Well, a few may have tacky taste.. but anyhow. I'm relationship-ready and tired of games. Tired of women who have the whole on-again-off-again feelings towards guys, etc. Friends would say I'm very silly and random, but when it's time to be serious, I'm there.

4. Music: Well, generally, I will go straight to 100.3 on the radio dial, they play a lot of 80s music. If nothing there, I go to 92.5 and didn't 97.1 begin playing rock music again? I also like techno, but mainstream stuff, not the weird, far-out sounding club junk ya never heard of.

5. Talents: None, really. Well, I can do yoyo tricks. No, really! Been a while but I can still do some. I write rather well, too. I can also sing the Scarecrow's song he sang from Wizard of Oz, and even walk whacky like he does, hah! Played violin years ago (and I do NOT look the type to play a violin haha) which means I can probably play a guitar, too.

6. And the rest: Not looking for a 'fling' or 'hook-up' or whatever they call it now days. I'd like to find a female with similar interests, a bit nerdy wouldn't be bad, glasses or not. In-shape (I said in shape, not super model skinny), decent looking, believes in God, isn't a drunk, doesn't let her life revolve around tattoos (annoying), isn't a snob just because she looks good and knows it. Friends first! I do NOT dive into relationships. An overly aggressive female turns most guys off, believe it or not, and they turn me off as well. Ah, and I also do NOT believe in evolution nor global warming, and I debate against both quite passionately! So if ya ever want to debate those topics (because it can be kinda fun haha) then I'm the guy! But if you're the club/bar/cellphone/party/ditz type, with a drink in both hands and 10 ugly guys standing behind you in your photos... and couldn't discuss even corn on the cob or okra... ya probably shouldn't message me. There are plenty of guys on here with the IQ of a potato and the attention span of a gnat I'm sure who'd be your type. LOL that was funny... "10 ugly guys" haha. Anyway...

Feel free to ask questions, poke fun, etc. If you managed to read this far, good! You probably aren't another ditzy blonde with the attention span of a gnat. Not that all blondes are that ditzy, mind you. I'M blonde ya know, hah!

None of that dinner-and-a-movie business. I can't talk to you with a loud movie playing and 100 people eatin' popcorn loud in my ear lol. How about a pizza place... or bowling (though I suck at it, but you'd get a laugh watchin me at least). An arcade.. ya know, something fun, not something typical.