Hmmm...what to say, what to say...

"Penniless old geezer seeks nubile young heiress for long term relationship".

That should do the trick!

Thanks for stopping by. My name is Gordon. I am a self employed life long resident of the Bay Area hoping to cancel my Plenty of Fish membership once and for all!

I'm guessing you've already read this not so special list a thousand times but here goes;

I enjoy hiking in Marin, jogging, beaches, scuba diving, weight lifting, the Daily Show, nice restaurants, Alcatraz, semi live music, stupid t-shirts, volcanoes, jungles, waterfalls, red wine, dungenese crab, Las Vegas, Passport stamps, zoos, museums, Club Med, aquariums, Hana, slack key guitar, jet lag and any vacation destination that includes palm trees. Snow is OK, preferably viewed from a hot tub. Skiing? I’ll be in the casino. I have never been to Europe and would love a tour guide, or at least someone to get lost with.

In most of the “Profiles” I've read, dancing is almost a requirement. Truth be known, (nobody lies on here right?) I would rather join the Iraqi Air force than dance. However, if you’re willing to sign an accident/injury waiver, I would be more than willing to join you on the soon to be chaotic dance floor. As far as any of your other pleasures are concerned, count me in as long as I don’t have to jump out of a plane or pierce anything.

To make a long story short (I guess it’s a little late for that), I’m tired of doing the aforementioned list of activities alone, and weary of wondering who’s going to sit next to me on the plane.

We're only here for a short time. What say we switch these things off - bid Aloooooha to Plenty of Fish - and go to Maui?

How about a trip to Stinson Beach. We could walk down to Bolinas Bay (frisbee optional) and back, and reward ourselves with lunch at the Sand Dollar Cafe. Or if that's too corny...mud wrestling.