WHAT'S GOOD P.O.F.?!?

The names Kyle, I'm about to lay it out for you right here right now... so you better get drooling over my pictures out of the way before we get started! I'll go grab a sandwich while you're doing that.

All set? GREAT! Here's the moment you've been waiting for! Here's where I tell you what I am all about. I am in no way shape or form your typical guy and I DO NOT sparkle in the sunlight. You should know that there are three key things about me.

One.
I will attack, crush, and dominate anyone and anything in the way of what I want.

Two.
I'm the guy who will tell you your butt looks fat in those jeans. I'm the guy who will take your hand, look you in the eye, kiss you and tell you how beautiful you look.

Three.
I have hobbies that aren't you and I want to think about you while I'm off doing them.


If you haven't ran off yet thinking this must be the biggest jerk in the world, heres your chance because this is no act.

All my friends think I'm a huge loser for being on this site and though I love them, they're right. I'm here because I am sick and tired of meaningless physical relationships. I want to explore women in their fullest potential, I want to connect with them.

You don't need to be perfect, you don't need to be a supermodel. You need to be you! If you're a woman with direction in her life, if you have goals, if you are authentic, if you are always seeking to become more then you are - then I will fall in love with you easily.

If you're the kind of girl who doesn't mind a guy texting you in the middle of the night when hes thinking about you, if you want a guy who will grab you by the arm kiss you then drag you out clubbing so he can dance like a baboon on acid, if you don't mind a guy who will hog the popcorn and cuddle with his favorite girl on a saturday evening... then you should really send me an email asking... which movie?

Happy fishing

A wide open, public space where I can easily escape and check you out with binoculars just in case you turn out to be 900 pounds.

A nice coffee, stimulating conversation, and maybe a walk down the boulevard arm in arm.

"This goes for all y’all: dont pretend to be someone you’re not. Just be who you are. Thats whats REALLY cool…"
-Hutch