Sorry to trick you there, I am not legally a midget ! That makes me wonder, why the hell did you click on the headline then...

I'm no good at this but here it comes :

I'm a little guy who likes to mess up with people mind, always in good taste, with a touch of self-depreciating humour. Very down to earth yet open minded (doesnt mean desperate !). It's kinda hard to not be cliché because everything been written on those freakin sites.

I like outdoors activities and long walk on the beach.... NOT Just kidding ! hehe

Aight the usual : I am a nurse, I am 25, I make my own dough. I laugh at jew jokes (sorry Mel). I hate celebrity gossips, unless it's parodied. I am bit geeky, but cool enough to not be a total dork. Not the average dude, just a bit over the top crazy. I like my women like my coffee...


Still reading ?


Grounded, in the freezer.

I know that joke hurts, but I hope it makes you smile a bit, life shouldn't be so serious. Very opiniated. Never ran out of things to argue and then laugh about.

So let's see what kind of "unconventional" fishes I'll troll with that.

Whoever reads, I love you all !

Cheers

Please no dinner date, they suck imo. Way too old school...