Ok, heres how we can start things off right. Put on some romantic music, get into something comfortable, pour some imported Malbec, dim the lights and lose yourself in my words. I hope you like to cuddle.
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Now for the the sappy part: (insert violin music here)

Overall, I’m a fun loving good-natured guy. I love being outdoors and seeing new things. I’m outgoing, funny, a sarcastic flirt and a great friend.

I’m looking for someone with personality, intelligence, communication skills, someone who is understanding, fair, giving, flirtatious and sexy. Would love someone who can just stay home and watch a movie or go out and have a wild time. I’m looking for someone who is beautiful inside and out.

While still responsible, I don’t always take life so seriously. I just love to have fun. Someone with a sense of humor is a must, not to mention it’s probably my greatest turn-on.

I’m looking for my new best friend, my better half. The next girl I call my girlfriend is the girl that I’m hopefully going to marry. I cannot wait to meet you.

(Ok, turn the violin music off now. ::clearing tears away:: )

In case you're interested, here's a nice cross section of my taste in music: www.playlist.com/joshinaround

Random Rants, Self-Compliments and Fun Facts
-Im happy to hit a red light when trying to send a text.
-My 3rd Great Grandfather was Ulysses S. Grant, the 18th United States President. So if we have a bad date, my Secret Service staff will take you out...foo!!
-I'm looking for a girl who gives good chat! I do. Try me.
-Being told "lets be friends" sucks ass
-I know online dating works, was with someone for 8 years from this
-Bad kissers suck (not literally). I rock, promise!
-Loved our summer in January
-Yes, I watch American Idol (ashamed)
-Being married to your job/career is a turn-off
-I hate flakes!!!
-The Office is one funny show! "That's what she said!"
-I was in the Army Infantry! Huah! 3 years active, 5 years in CA National Guard
-"I can ride my bike with no handlebars"
-If your name is Jen or Jennifer, I will do my Forest Gump "Jennnnnyyy" impersonation
-Here's some more pics of me: http://tinyurl.com/joshinaround
-I sing like a RockStar in the car
-Heres my playlist I put together: www.playlist.com/joshinaround
-GO TITANS!! (CSUF)
-My dog can eat yours and still be hungry. No he doesn't have a saddle
-I'm a great dancer, club crap. I can see a move and pretty much duplicate it
-Love dive bars and beer, a dirty (naughty) martini when I trying to be sophisticated
-I'm sooo over telling my life story to new people, can we talk about something else?!
-I come with references and a livescan (background check)
-I was attacked by a Bobcat when I was a baby
-Passion.
-I received a Disney annual pass for my birthday, still waiting for my present from you.
-I quickly forget women who don't make equal effort to contact me as I do them
-I'm really over those "popular" girls that have 1,000 friends and have to go out with them 3 times a week with them. It's time to grow up.
-I once talked to a girl here for 3 hours before she admitted she wasn't using her own pictures...WTF!!!!
-I don't bite! Unless you ask me to
-I joke around a lot with my profile, but I can also be real
-I'm a nice guy
-Think I said too much here, now I won't have anything to talk about
-Why are so many guys douches and scare away the wonderful women here? Do I get a AMEN?!

Erm...haha. Ok, well not that...geez you perv.

I think ideally, meet up for drinks or something usually works well. Basically anything that lowers your standards.....ok, I'm so kidding(ish).