A little about me......
Lets see...I'm 5 foots up n down and I weigh in roughly 378lbs, (a tad more on Buffet Nights). I'm knocked kneed, pigeon toed and flat footed. I have all my hair, (actually, I'm half bald and I comb my hair half over my bald half and no ones the wiser...pretty smart huh ?). But, when the light is kind to me...I make one fine specimen of a MAN...make no mistake, (sometimes, it even takes my breath away). I've even heard that the ladies talk about me behind my back, ( they are just shy, most likely they have a fear of rejection).
I drive a 1974 Gremlin, (used to have a Pacer, just couldn't afford the Windex and paper towels no more).
I live in a Scottie Pop-Up trailer, which has a moon roof, (which is nice since I like to star gaze at night a fore I pass out from drinking to much liquor).
I is currently employed as a Kidney Bean Counter at a local Kidney Bean Factree. I've been working there for nigh on 13 year a countin dem beans. Most Bean Counters become a Top Bean Counter after 20 year, (I'm so close now that I can almost taste dem beans...ya know what I mean?).
My current goal in life is to save enuff money to buy a 2-bedroom trailer (with the moon roof), for me and my pets to live in. I hope to have indoor plumbing and a knob on the door instead of a zipper, (it's the little things ya know), its also hard to get out the door in a hurry...specially after a heavy night of star gazing.
Hobbies/Interests...
Spitting for distance, noodling, skinin varmits to name just a few.
My main interests right now is any and all things to do with Mountain Still Technologies and marketing ideas.
What am I looking for in a partner...
1st and foremost, she should be breathing and have a strong pulse.
She must be single and not just single a few minutes ago when she began reading this profile, (those Gold Diggers are everywhere). I earned all these riches...but I'd be willing to share when the right gal comes along!
She must also like pets! I ain't gonna give up my Dogs, Cats, Aardvarks, Snakes, Squirrels, Frogs, Turtles, Ferrets, Skunks, Possums, Racoons, Hawks, or my prized dead Tropical Fish for NO ONE !!
I would be interested in finding a gal with teeth...if not hers, then some borrowed ones would be fine.
If she chews, then I think she should have her very own spit can since I have grown somewhat partial to mine.
I would be most interested in meeting a gal with some wood-working skills also...Currently, I have a 1 seater privvy and I would like to add on to make it a 2 seater, (ummm, she might need some dirt diggin skills as well).
last and most important...Please send a picture of yourself. A High School Photo would be just Dandy.
Hope to hear from ya soon...

We would enjoy ourselves.......