| incredible edible egg The Hammerhead:
(insert your favorite ubiquitous phrase) |
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| City |
upland California |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Mixed Race |
| Sign |
Virgo |
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Height | 6' 0" (183 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Friends |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
No |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
fitness guru/personal trainer |
| Smarts |
Masters degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | Thank you thank you. no really, please be seated.........
Let's cut to the chase........I'm tired of being used just for sex. I'm much more than a rock hard boy toy. I have a brain as well. I will now meet someone (or two, lol) to start off as friends first, before getting right to the nasty. Geeez, there will be time for all that. Honestly?.....I could do without intercoursal sex altogether. Seriously!. (That said, hope you aint shy, or restrained re the more carnal/youthful proclivities of yore governed by once robust raging hormones. For hear ye hear ye, Fair maidens of the rabble, I hath come to announce that indeed my hairline be'ith full, my countenance betrays my age, and mine hormones doth rage'th still. Sex be shunned, yes. But affection, ah yes, sweet affection is my life blood. And so i beseech thee: be prepared for a short introduction period followed by the affection period tout de suite). But please ladies, don't just look at my body only and start drooling. My physique goes through cycles paralleling the racing season. Will you still like me in the offseason when i eat the fat back on so my muscles can heal after along and painful race season? Get to know the real me. I'm a whimsical, caring, empathetic, supportive, non-judgemental, fun loving sort, who doesn't take life too seriously. I like to get to know people really fast. Life is too short, and the faster we know the real deal about each other the better. Most people lie, so I want to weed them out immediately. Wouldn't you? I'm an open book with no secrets. I'll try to come up with more things about me tomorrow. I'm spending too much time on this now, lol.
2 weeks later........(what? c'mon, I had things to do!)..................
looking for a remarkably average, non spectacular looking, well grounded vixen, who enjoys great, easy going and interesting conversations. One that can have fun just sitting on a park bench together, and commenting about our surroundings, and having a blast. you know? stuff like that. Divorced, separated, single, kids / no kids, job / no job, it's all good. I'm not terribly interested in what you look like. Looks can change, but personality stays the same. In fact, I appreciate the normal looking, girl next door qualities. Look your age, and love it, woohoo! If we can't accept each other without pretense, then it's a no-go. I expect natural saggy breasts, some girth, and similar age related effects. Hell's bell's, if you're outta shape, then we can get you in shape. See, already we have lots to do, lol. Age is also irrelevant to me. I know some stupid people 20 years older than me, and some brilliant people 20 years my junior. It's all about the individual, don't you think? more later......
finally.........
--please, no drama, no controversy, (IE make sure the non-existent boyfriend is in check. I know YOU say it's over, but what does HE think, especially after he sees a strapping lad courting HIS prize possession. great, now he's got beef with me, -sigh-. This can degrade into a fracas. A regular donnybrook. I'm too old to compete with some possessive lunatic).
--no lies, or almost truths. (like the house is yours, when it's not. Or you're really not as high upthe food chain at the job as you initially said. Or you're just "slightly over weight", when you're an enormous behemoth, etc.). Just be honest, for crissake.
--Seriously, If you have the fake boobs, pounds of applied cosmetics, the expensive car you can't afford, or the attitude that you're above it all, etc. etc etc., GO AWAY, lol. (These kind of folks are overcompensating for other shortcomings. And/or are in denial over self esteem issues). There are plenty of other guys who accept that. I have outgrown that foolishness.
hth
kippy
does anybody really read this stuff? lol |
| | First Date |
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not screw up, hopefully.
lavish you with a barrage of positive sentiments.
actually dating is for teenagers. We would just go where our hearts and minds take us. you know, just hang out
who's got time for going on a date? let's go food shopping, or tune up you car, or make dinner together, or clean up the crib a little. something actually productive. now there's a novel idea huh?
Hey look at that....it says i have two (2) roses that i can send. TWO! Does this mean I can have two lovely ladies? Certainly seems to suggest such huh? What kind of site is this? |
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incredible edible egg has 1 roses that can be sent. |
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