Thought my profile needed some surgery as well, the last one made me look like a right boring bollox and although that maybe the case, I didn't really want to be sussed out quite yet.

So a wee bit about what I'm like, what I like and what I'm looking for would probably be appropriate just about now then eh?
Firstly the serious stuff. I live in North Wales now and moved here from Ireland to be closer to my son. I work offshore as a saturation diver.

I love comedy and consider myself to be quite funny. All my friends would agree with this as I soon ditch the ones that don’t find me funny hence the fact that I'm in single digits with my friends on face book. I have a bit of a wicked sense of humour mixed just with the right level off saucy so if your easily offended or think jokes should be pc then I fear our ways should part now! Also saying that though if you use the term "pc gone mad" or any other term from the daily mail I'm not the man for you and I think you’re not really fit for human consumption at all;-) . I do like the way if you write anything insulting or bad that a smiley face at the end of it means you can’t be insulted by it. Its lucky smiley faces weren't about when the Nazis wrote out the final solution is all I can say:-).
So my top comedians are;
Bill Hicks
Billy Connolly
Monty Python (even the crap not really funny stuff)
Jimmy Carr
Dylan Moran
Darragh O'Brien
Tommy Tiernan
and Leigh Francis

I do love the football and ting too and the rugby (watching not playing as I'm far too much the delicate flower for that). Only kidding I'm a proper real man as I am a big hairy a***d diver, the fact off which should make you swoon and think how brave I am!

Things I don’t like;
As mentioned above daily mail readers.
Man Utd fans, not the real fans but the**** that come out of the wood work at the end of the season or once they've won something to slag you off.
The emails I get to enlarge my penis, enough is enough Mum!
Cats (the animal not the show, actually I'd guess the show also even though I haven't seen it)
People doing that stoopit fecking inverted coma's thing with their fingers
Genocide


Those aren't in order of course, genocide is probably a wee bit worse than the inverted coma's thing.

But its not all bad. I consider myself to be quite old fashioned in some ways and think a woman should be treated like a lady. Sounds a bit corny maybe but hey ho.

Oh and none of my dislikes would really be a show stopper! Maybe except the genocide thing again but I mean if you were Penelope Cruz and you had a cat I think I could accept that. Actually if you were Penelope Cruz I think I'd probably accept the genocide thing too, that kind of love know's no boundries!

I would probably try to pretend I'm not nervous by trying too hard to be funny. Also try too hard to appear to be a nice sensitive chap and agree with anything my date says even if it's total a*** gravy.
Oh hold on, what it means is activities, ahh.
Anything really, I like to do something different on a first date because then that sets the tone for further dates and kinda keeps you on your toes. It's also good for a story if you stay together for a while. You can imagine the scene, a suave****ail party, or more than likely, celebrating getting my electronic tag removed. The conversation switches to how did you meet and what did you do on your first date? Imagine the reaction of the room when you say Badger baiting or happy slapping teenagers! Only kidding about the badger baiting I hate cruelty to animals, teenagers though, those shower of **stards deserve what they get;-)